100 Funny Headlines From “The Simpsons”

Tuesday, June 25th, 2013

Burns Skyrockets

BURNS SKYROCKETS TO SEVEN PERCENT IN LATEST POLLS, from "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish," season 2

(From “Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish,” season 2)

Burns Survives Brush With Shut-In

BURNS SURVIVES BRUSH WITH SHUT-IN, from "King-Size Homer," season 7

(From “King-Size Homer,” season 7)

Cat Burglar

CAT BURGLAR STRIKES 15 HOMES!, from "Homer The Vigilante," season 5

(From “Homer The Vigilante,” season 5)

Burglar Strikes Again

BURGLAR STRIKES AGAIN! from "Homer The Vigilante," season 5

(From “Homer The Vigilante,” season 5)

Cavalry Kids

CAVALRY KIDS LEAD CHARGE IN CLEANUP, from "The Bart of War," season 14

(From “The Bart of War,” season 14)

Champ to Whale on Local Man

CHAMP TO WHALE ON LOCAL MAN, from "The Homer They Fall," season 8

(From “The Homer They Fall,” season 8)

Closed Pistachio

CLOSED PISTACHO STYMIES FATSO, from "Special Edna," season 14

(From “Special Edna,” season 14)

Extra!

EXTRA! CONGRESS CLEANS HOUSE, from "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington," season 3

(From “Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington,” season 3)

Crazed Mom

CRAZED MOM GOES TOPLESS, from "Large Marge," season 14

(From “Large Marge,” season 14)

Helms Calls For Donut Tax

HELMS CALLS FOR DONUT TAX, from "22 Short Films About Springfield," season 7

(From “22 Short Films About Springfield,” season 7)

Deadbeat Dad Beat Dead

DEADBEAT DAD BEAT DEAD, From "22 Short Films About Springfield," season 7

(From “22 Short Films About Springfield,” season 7)

Enough Already

ENOUGH ALREADY, HOMER SIMPSON! from "Homer's Odyssey," season 1

(From “Homer’s Odyssey,” season 1)

Families Come First

"FAMILIES COME FIRST" ON BALLOT, from "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays," season 15

(From “Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays,” season 15)

First Day of Spring

FIRST DAY OF SPRING, from "Trilogy of Error," season 12

(From “Trilogy of Error,” season 12)

Fishin’ Hole or Fission Hole?

FISHIN' HOLE OR FISSION HOLE? from "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish," season 2

(From “Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish,” season 2)

Foodfight Foiled

FOODFIGHT FOILED FISHSTICKS SEIZED, from "Separate Vocations," season 3

(From “Separate Vocations,” season 3)

Food Supply Cut Off

FOOD SUPPLY CUT OFF, from "Simpson Safari," season 12

(From “Simpson Safari,” season 12)

Who Is Gabbo?

WHO IS GABBO? from "Krusty Gets Kancelled," season 4

(From “Krusty Gets Kancelled,” season 4)

Gabbo Fabbo

GABBO FABBO! KRUSTY RUSTY, from "Krusty Gets Kancelled," season 4

(From “Krusty Gets Kancelled,” season 4)

Glass Eater

WINE BOTTLES: OUR TEN FAVORITE VINTAGES, from "The Springfield Connection," season 6

(From “The Springfield Connection,” season 6)


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