While reorganizing the archives of the Desperate Damned Society, I uncovered the minutes of a particular heady debate concerning the latest conflicts in Sumaria, which ended in the proposition to arm oneself with sustainable hygiene, as means of objection. I remember being amused at the time; after all, in those days we were all [...]

Alors: I was sitting on thin metal patio furniture, reclined and in repose after some physical training, smoothing down my collar and sipping on iced water. I was trying to expound on the physical training regimen designed for me by the Yogi of the Yellow Jacks, appealing to her figure…

Having recently dreamt that I authored a translation of the ancient Burmese text on quantum physics, and finding its contents remarkably prescient, I went searching for a suitable publisher. The lessons contained therein were as many and as fruitful as the dream state allows (infinite, as we read in N’es pas Mechant). Firstly, that all [...]

When the situation is awkward, like when I want to impress a girl or I’ve just met someone I fear may be smarter and more confident than myself, then I like to talk about things I’ve read in the newspapers or books. It allows me to seem very aware, which I think is a fine and undervalued quality.