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AGAINST ALL AUTHORITY
>>The Restoration of Chaos and Order >>Hopeless >> CD
AAA is back with a more aggressive album than any of their old stuff. They’ve lost some of the horns and really tried to go for the straight ahead, three-chord, modern punk sound of all the bands that you know and love (old Anti-Flag, Pennywise, Street Dogs, D4, etc.). Upon first listen I was disappointed with the lack of creativity of this album. It’s all the same punk stuff you have heard before: mohawks, HEY!’s, brass knuckles, and semi-motivating Bush-bashing. Although it is nothing revolutionary, the songs are well-written and there is a lot of heart put into the record. (Jordan Humphrey)
(Hopeless Records, PO Box 7495, Van Nuys, CA 91409)

CASEY JONES
>>The Messenger>>Eulogy>>CD
As a reviewer, you beg for discs like this. You want to hit repeat on every single track. It's that good. Dare I say that this is straightedge that throws back to Minor Threat, Judge, and early Black Flag while still putting that modern hardcore edge on it? I think I can, so therefore I will. This is fast, tight, kick-ass hardcore, and is unrepentantly straightedge. I like these guys because they attack the notion of being in a “scene.” Scenesters are weak in the head and are bent on making sure other people are clones of themselves. Casey Jones just get up there and bust it out. From their lyrics, they're putting it on the line — living long, living strong. This band is all about the music and the energy it creates. This crew is intense and motivated and they make you want to feed off of that intensity and get yourself motivated, too. If you're into bullshit, then stand aside. Casey Jones will make you want to start eating better, working out, and brushing your teeth every day. Who knows? You might even start flossing! The possibilities will seem endless after listening to this disc, I'm sure of it. This is a disc any straightedger worth their "X" should have on their shelf. That's all. Class dismissed. (Seth Gotro)
(Eulogy Recordings, PO Box 24913, Fort Lauderdale, FL 33307)

DEAD TO FALL
>>The Phoenix Throne>>Victory>>CD
Formed in 1999 in Chicago, Illinois, Dead to Fall has undergone a more than usual number of lineup changes through the years. Despite this challenge, the band has always remembered its roots and has consistently built upon the original foundation throughout its reconstruction. Their third album, The Phoenix Throne, is a testimony that Dead to Fall has studied hard and taken the best elements from their previous two releases and developed the areas of opportunity to create one kickass CD that’s sure to satisfy the music snob in all of us. The talent and skills of the band members is audible both musically and lyrically. Opening track “All My Heroes Have Failed Me” pummels you into the beginning of a relentlessly loud and aggressive journey. Finally a band who hasn’t been severed by the evil emo bandwagon! If you dig Dead to Fall’s previous two releases, debut Everything I Touch Falls to Pieces and 2004’s Villainy and Virtue, you’ll find The Phoenix Throne to be their most mature and convincing album yet. I can’t wait to see them live! (Jenny Carter)
(Victory Records, 346 North Justine, Suite 504, Chicago, IL 60607)

DOA
>>Live Free Or Die>>Sudden Death>>CD
Way “back in the day” (man, that phrase sucks corn), long before tattooed jocks with baseball caps practiced their capoera spin moves in the pit, the term “hardcore” was used to describe porn. Then these bands (Black Flag, Dead Kennedys, etc.) started playing around that were just a little bit “more” than your regular, neighborhood punk band doing bad English accents and covering “Bodies.” They were more intense. More speed fueled. More severe in their lyrics. And DOA from the Great White North was one of ‘em. And they brought the word “hardcore” into y’alls lexicon when they released Hardcore ’81. Politicized and led by the outspoken Joey Shithead, they kicked a shit-ton of ass then and they haven’t stopped delivering boots to the ass over twenty years later. So. What’s your band doing? That bootie-bootin’ record and stamina is re-proven with this 20-track release. Tunes like “Fucked Up Bush” and “Robin Hood” and some covers (Barry McGuires’ “Eve of Destruction” and Dylans’ “Masters of War” are two of ‘em) let you know exactly where they stand on issues. Power punch rock and roll from some stand up dudes with some good heads on their necks. (Craig Gilbert)
(Sudden Death Records, Cascades PO Box 43001, Burnaby, BC V5G 3HO Canada)

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ABNER TRIO
“Distant Thunder Of The Sacred Force” – Joyful Noise – CD
I don’t like Abner Trio. Mostly it’s because of the vocals. The lead vocals are sometimes a little whiny, often slurred on purpose…whatever. The backup vocals are more mid-west preacher-esque; again…whatever. This is a band that needs to find a singer and start a quartet. The guitars and bass are actually pretty cool. The drummer is pretty good, too, but seems like he’s just along for the ride. To me, it sounds like AC (aka Anal Cunt) and Ween possibly influenced these guys, and they hoped to put a new spin on things. But, it’s equally possible that the Abner Trio never actually listened to either and managed to concoct this disaster all on their own. (Peter Terebesi)
(Joyful Noise Recordings, PO Box 20109, Indianapolis, IN 46220)

BAND OF HORSES
“Everything All The Time” – Sub Pop – CD
Sub Pop Records has usually been able to hit it right on the head when it comes to musical acts. They’ve always been ahead of the game with groups like Nirvana, Postal Service, and Hot Hot Heat. One of their latest groups, Band of Horses, is a hit or miss risk. Their debut full-length, Everything All The Time, isn’t everything it should be most of the time. The thing that sends this band downhill is vocalist Ben Bridwell and his often times shaky, unappealing crooning. At his best, Bridwell sounds like a second rate Matt Pryor of The Get Up Kids, which helps draw comparisons between Band of Horses and Pryor’s latest work with The New Amsterdams, though Band of Horses lacks the truly artistic feel found in those aforementioned groups. A more powerful presentation of his undeniably heartfelt lyrics would do wonders for Bridwell and Band of Horses. It’s hard to get excited about a band that sounds like they’re about to fall asleep, slumped on their instruments. Everything All The Time isn’t a total loss, it can be a good lazy day listen, but it definitely lacks where so many others have done it just right. Band of Horses should probably stay hidden away in their Seattle underground. (Ryan Brosmer)

BIGWIG
“Reclamation” – Fearless – CD
I got Bigwig’s An Invitation To Tragedy sometime within the last two years, I think, and I kind of passed the band off as forgettable. Yeah, they had some sick songs, but they had some lame ones, too, so another record would probably not be worth another 10 bucks. So when I popped this puppy in, I was pretty much expecting the same kind of record: hit and miss, forgettable. But I was totally surprised; Bigwig has stepped it up a lot since the last record. This is good shiznit. They definitely still have some growing to do, but I really think this record is awesome. I highly recommend it. Oh yeah, for those who don’t know, Bigwig is fast punk with some elements of metal thrown in. (Kyle Iverson)
(Fearless Records, 11785 Cardinal Circle, Garden Grove, CA 92843)

COUGARS
“Pillow Talk” – Go-Kart – CD
For the past four years my high school has pounded into my head the motto, “It's a great day to be a Cougar!” As for Go-Kart Records band Cougars and their sophomore full-length release Pillow Talk, this eight-man band would be better off going back into hibernation. The idea of trying to break the mold and explore new musical avenues should always be encouraged, but this is almost taking things too far. Cougars take dueling guitars and frantic vocals and throw a two-man horns section into the fray and seem to just hope something coherent comes out. They fail for the most part. The music itself isn't that bad, it has what I would imagine could be considered a “death ska” vibe. That is, heavy drums and buzz-saw guitars with the horns in the background. Pillow Talk was recorded on analog tape, which is cool for obtaining that old gritty punk rock sound, but when the vocals are barely audible, the upgrade to a digital format might not hurt. Not to mention, the horns seem so far off in the distance. Cougars have created a musical traffic jam nightmare with Pillow Talk, one that is nigh impossible to navigate in any coherent manner. It's best to go around this album. (Ryan Brosmer)
(Go-Kart Records, PO Box 20, Prince Street Station, New York, NY, 10012)

CUE THE DOVES
“Architectures of the Atmosphere” – Dead Letter – CD
Architectures of the Atmosphere is a loosely space-themed, umpteenth-generation post-hardcore disc with a somewhat gothic vibe. The drumming is sloppy, the vocals are all over the place, and the recording quality is muddy. A consistent overuse of guitar effects creates a poorly crafted atmospheric feel, while the mid-tempo songs seem to be stuck in an immobile state: they never go anywhere interesting, or even exciting. Heavier breakdowns on songs like “Course One: The Abductions” shifts the pace of the disc as singer Ryan Von Bergen lets out a good scream or two (similar to the opening of “The Red Planet Falls”), but even this diversification does little to help. Better production and less goddamn guitar effects would definitely improve the disc, but, until then, steer clear. (Zach Gajewski)
(Dead Letter Records, PO Box 17882, St. Paul, MN 55117)


DAZY HEAD MAZY
“Acoustic Cities” – self-released – 2xCD
Dazy Head Mazy sounds like 1997 — the height of the post-grunge bands, which was then stereotypical radio rock, which does not come off as such a good thing. With their fast paced acoustic songs and vocals that sound extremely like that of the Barenaked Ladies, Dazy Head Mazy’s Acoustic Cities would be good for providing nostalgia of this time and little more. Also, being a two-disc set with a total of 24 tracks, the album drags on too long and becomes extremely redundant, especially when it is a standard four-piece band always using acoustic guitars. Dazy Head Mazy should have scrapped about half of these songs and picked the twelve best. (Alex Murphy)
(no address provided)

FIGHTSTAR
“They Liked You Better When You Were Dead” – Deep Elm – CD
One of the best of the batch this time, Fightstar has a tight and mature sound. No missteps or poorly executed performances among the tracks. Check out my personal favorites “Amethyst,” “Lost Like Tears in Rain,” and “Cross Out the Stars.” I think they have successfully carved out niche within post-hardcore that will serve them well. (Cynthia Gayton)
(Deep Elm Records, PO Box 5260, Clover, SC 29710)


FOR THOSE LOST
“This is our Fight” – Engineer – CD
Engineer Records touts For Those Lost as being true “cross-over kings.” That is true, in their ability to blend a blaring cacophony of metal and hardcore. And that's about all they get right. This is our Fight starts off strong with “I Smile at Your Terror,” and quickly loses pace in the race to keep up with the shifting styles. They take elements of Bane, Snapcase, and Agnostic Front and bastardize it into a failed attempt at conforming to multiple genres at once. This is our Fight seems to come together better during the latter half of the album. There are times, like on the track “Case Against You,” where the band manages to hold things steady long enough for rather sweet guitar solo/interlude. This is found a few more times in the later tracks. Overall, there isn't much on This is our Fight that can't be found elsewhere in a more refined and fulfilling form. (Ryan Brosmer)
(Engineer Records, 210 William Street, Boonton, NJ 07005)


GIL MANTERA’S PARTY DREAM
“Bloodsongs” – Audio Eagle/Fat Possum – CD
I’m more accustomed to hearing quality blues music coming from an album on Fat Possum Records, and Bloodsongs ain’t the blues no matter how you skin it. Put together by Gil Mantera and Ultimate Donny, this release mixes electronica beats with bass, vocals, and guitar to create music that you would expect to hear in a dance club full of purple lights and a coked-out clientele. Some of the blips and loops are interesting. I don’t really care for Gil’s singing. In fact, I’d prefer the music a lot more if he weren’t singing at all. Gil’s voice has that desperate ‘80s, fist-clenching ballad sound that makes me just want to shake him silly. Get over it, man! She isn’t worth it. (Sean Lambert)
(Fat Possum Records, PO Box 1923, Oxford, MS 38655)


GUTBUCKET
“Sludge Test” – Cantaloupe – CD
How can I sum up a band that sounds like everything from Ornette Coleman to Black Sabbath all at once? This could be art-rock. This could be jazz. Whatever it is, Gutbucket rolls through horn-heavy klezmer scales as easily as jumpy baselines ripped from Deep Purple sound charts without apology. It is interesting to note that this quartet interprets a part of a piece written by Oliver Messiaen in 1941 while he was in a Nazi Prisoner-of-War camp. I can’t accuse them of not digging deep for material! Would Gutbucket exist without a guy like John Zorn paving the musical path towards this kind of musical cluster-fucking? No, definitely not. Sludge Test is weird, compelling fun and a bit too much to expect anyone to digest the 10 tracks all at once. Well, maybe not. I don’t know anymore. There are some people that really get off on these obscure, wonky recordings, marveling at technique, innovation, willingness to combine forms, sounds, etc. There’s only so much I can take before I either want to rock out or throw some, say, Art Pepper on the hi-fi to get lost in pretty phrasing. Gutbucket runs everywhere between these two impulses. I bet they’re super loud live and could clear a joint real fast if they wanted to or compel folks to stick around for entertaining antics and irregular noise. (Sean Lambert)
(Cantaloupe Music, 80 Hanson Place, Suite 702, Brooklyn, NY 11217)


HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS
“If Only You Were Lonely” – Victory – CD
Just to clarify, I strongly disliked HH’s first album. Not just because that is the cool thing to do, hate on bands that make it big, but because I thought it was a piece of crap. So, I tried my best to not bring my dislike of the band’s previous album into the review of this one. If Only You Were Lonely is an album by a very poppy band, and it is safe to say pretty much every song on the record is about girls. Girls just don’t understand how Hawthorne Heights feel about them, apparently, and they really really want them to understand. This is definitely not my cup of tea, but if you are under 12 years old, this is probably right up your alley. Certainly, no new ground is being broken here, but did you expect new ground broken by this band? Maybe get this for your younger sister, or if you have hair swooped over one of your eyes right now, and you are wearing dark-rimmed glasses and an argyle sweater you found at the Salvation Army and listening to the new Fall Out Boy CD, you’ll probably love this. I will pass though. (Kyle Iverson)
(Victory Records, 346 North Justine, Suite 504, Chicago, IL 60607)


HOME AND GARDEN
“History and Geography” – Exit Stencil – CD
If you enjoy tripping on peyote, acid, or mushrooms, and you simply need a soundtrack to your wild ride, Home and Garden might be for you. I personally don’t do hard drugs and in the same manner I do not enjoy Home and Garden at all. If you have never heard this band (as I had not until recently) you are not missing anything. As far as History and Geography goes, imagine semi-psychedelic, dissonant and trippy guitar/synth instrumentals, held loosely together with a very standard drum pattern. Then the cherry on top is some creep-o dude reading his lame poetry at you. If you’re lucky you might catch some peaceful ocean background noise, such as in the first track, and you might be carried away from this strange interpretation of what some call music (remember this is just an interpretation). Don’t get your hopes up though because by track four your ears will be invaded by eerie circus music about monkeys. If you don’t habitually try to escape reality by using hallucinogens, I do not recommend this album. (Jordan Humphrey)
(Exit Stencil Recordings, 5304 Detroit Ave., Cleveland, OH 44102)


THE LONG WINTERS
“Putting The Days To Bed” – Barsuk – CD
This LP has a very good chance of being picked up by a lot of teenage kids, and will definitely give them something to talk about at the lunch table the next day. While a lot of bands write songs of major events in ones life, whether they be happy or sad, The Long Winters do exactly the opposite. They write songs about all of the occurrences in between those two major events, all of the little things that help you mature and define you as a person. With all of the negative messages the youth may be exposed to today, a band with a positive message about growing up is very welcoming. And hell, the instrumentals are good, too. If you’re looking for something to come home to listen to after a stressful day at school or work, it sounds like this is the release for you. And that is just what this album is, a mellow-down of sorts, and a very impressive release. (Jonathan Pack)
(Barsuk Records, PO Box 22546, Seattle, WA 98122)


MDC
“Magnus Dominus Corpus” – Sudden Death – CD
The ageless MDC have a new album out, and it’s full of activist commentary and snide humor. Nothing much has changed since the ‘80s, when they released Millions of Dead Cops and More Dead Cops, except that the new target of their anger is Bush instead of Raegan, and they actually can really play their instruments. Don’t get me wrong, there are some ‘80s-era classics — “John Wayne Was a Nazi” remains one of my all-time favorite punk rock tunes — but after a while, those tracks just blend together, indistinguishable from one another. The musical proficiency on Magnus Dominus Corpus leads me to believe that, unlike a lot of punk bands that just won’t let it go, MDC are on top of their game. This album is worth owning for the final and 18th track alone, “Ballad of GW.” (Jackson Ellis)
(Sudden Death Records, Cascades PO Box 43001, Burnaby, BC V5G 3H0 Canada)


THE MUGSHOTS
“House of the Weirdos” – Crypt of Blood – CD
”The Mugshots play ELITARIAN UNDEAD ROCK exclusively,” says their album insert from their first full-length release House of the Weirdos. Dictionary.com can’t tell you what elitarian is and neither can I, but I can tell you that the Mugshots are a sort of David Bowie meets the Misfits throw back band, with the haunting flair of an Alice Cooper show pulled into the mix. If you are into the whole Halloweenish theatrical thing, the Mugshots might catch your interest. The artwork is pretty cool, but I think the songwriting and singing ability is lacking on this record. Some of the songs get you tapping your feet and would be fun background music at a Halloween party or something, but other than that I’m not really feelin’ it too much. (Jordan Humphrey)
(Crypt of Blood Records, no address provided)


THE NILLAZ
“Home Wrecker” – Place Holder Records – CD
This was the first CD I looked at because the colors are so vibrant – orange, blue, white and black – destined to draw my attention. The CD doesn’t disappoint. Accurately marketed as a “next generation Beastie Boys,” the band effectively uses electronic hooks and loops to create an authentic and original sound. If you are looking for politically correct or sensitive lyrics, though, you won’t find them here. (Cynthia Gayton)
(Place Holder Records, no address provided)


RAISED FIST
“Sound of the Republic” – Burning Heart – CD
Combining the in-your-face, monotonic screaming of the old punk era with the more produced sound of new wave metal, Raised Fist is definitely a band I have never heard anything else like. I think there is a lot to be said for melody, which is simply nowhere to be found on this album. Whereas bands like Unearth can really pull off monotonous screaming because their drum, bass, and guitar parts are so melodically orchestrated, Raised Fist falls off a bit However, I must give huge props to the energy this band brings to the table. I would love to check them out live, but I’m just not that into the album. If you are a punker you can definitely skip this disc, but if you are from more of a nu-metal background I would say check it out. (Jordan Humphrey)
(Burning Heart Records, 2798 Sunset Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90026)


GARY REYNOLDS & THE BRIDES OF OBSCURITY
“Instant Happiness” – Electrokitty – CD
Instant happiness? More like instant cure for insomnia. Reynolds and his Brides have managed to throw together a collection of some the most boring, disposable pop tracks that anyone has ever put on a CD. There is nothing original to report on this album. It is basic piano-driven power pop that usually feature gruff vocals, good piano, and redundant backing music that goes from anywhere between ‘80s metal and blues rock that has been done before and usually done better. The gruff vocals add a new element to the whole piano pop theme that is simultaneously helpful and detrimental to the album, with the roughness either adding to the music or utterly destroying any melodic element that it once possessed. There is one song on here, “Here We Go Again,” that does stand out as being an amazing track and a glimmer of what this album could have been. “Here We Go Again” has a sort of John Lee Hooker meets Ben Folds feel to it with what are the best lyrics on the album. Other than that track, this album comes very close to being the tapioca pudding of music: an album with a distinct flavor that isn’t strong enough to scare anyone away or attract anyone to it. A rather boring and sometimes pretentious album. (Garrett Lyons)
(Electrokitty Records, no address provided)


RYE COALITION
“Curses” – Gern Blandsten – CD/DVD
Is New Jersey in the house? I can’t hear you! Is New Jersey in the house? Fuck, yeah! Rye Coalition, a band that has been pounding out straight-up rock ‘n roll for over a decade and has toured whenever there’s money enough in the swear jar to buy a tank or two of gas, has put out a stellar, frenzied release worthy of the highest praise. Of course, it doesn’t hurt that rock royalty Dave Grohl decided to produce the thing and even backs the band with some vocals, percussion, and guitar work on a few very tasty tunes. Make no mistake, however, Rye is in the driver’s seat from the opening balls-out “Pussyfootin’” to the closing “Achilles’ Wheelchair,” dripping with a reckless abandon reserved for those few musical mavens that have earned their place atop the heap of cheap imitators and less-than-dedicated weekend warriors. Step aside, you feeble-kneed mama’s boys, leadman Ralph Cuseglio howls through “Burn The Masters” and “Cigarette Catastrophe,” stunning any listener that he’s got enough left in the pipes for the following aptly titled “Young Yellers.” “Clutch The Pearls” never lets up long enough during a sweet mid-song tempo break to doubt that these guys brought their A game for each and every tune. Don’t expect an easy ballad, as Justin Morey’s bass-driven “Secret Heat” is the closest thing to romantic that you’re going to get. “True Love By The Hour” begins soft (the way you want it) and ends up nice and rough (the way you need it), further showcasing Rye’s masterful use of an oft-repeated catchy chorus underpinned by the clockwork drumming of Dave Leto. What are we left with? “Tequila Mockingbird (P.T.E.)” lands these guys closer to the catalog of AC/DC than a humorous take on the literary leanings of Harper Lee. “Between An I-Roc And A Hard Place” and “Vietnam Veterinarian” allow Herb Wiley and Jon Gonnelli to flex their chops with more concise, flashy licks, establishing the true guitar centered sound that is the basis of the band’s magic milieu. We’ve got the sex, we’ve got the rock and the roll, so “Cocaine Werewolf” clearly covers the final ingredient of a highly anticipated musical masterpiece put out by a bunch of rag-tag Garden State boys that refuse to ever call it quits. Also included along with the album is a revealing documentary by the daring and dedicated underground filmmaker Jenni Matz that captures Rye Coalition at their best and worst both on and off the stage, curses be damned. (Sean Lambert)
(Gern Blandsten Records, PO Box 356, River Edge, NJ 07661)


SMOOSH
“Free to Stay” – Barsuk – CD
Barsuk Records is breathing a little youthful vitality into the music scene with Smoosh. The band is a piano and drum sister duo. Chloe on drums and Asya on keys, are 12 and 14 respectively. Their Barsuk debut, Free to Stay, reflects the experience these two have gained in their short lives. With Jason McGerr of Death Cab for Cutie as a drum teacher and tours with Jimmy Eat World and Mates of State, Smoosh have learned what it takes to be heard, and Free to Stay is full of a fresh indie sound. The simplicity of only piano and drums (with the occasional background guitar and bass) allows each sister to shine and gives plenty of room for Asya's remarkably mature voice and lyrics. The young piano prodigy balances driving musical melodies with crooning vocals reminiscent of Eisley. Smoosh takes the best of Fiona Apple and blends it with their own modern, slick style. Free to Stay manages two keep 12 tracks composed of only two instruments and two young girls original the whole way through and shakes off any suspicions of Smoosh being a novelty act or gimmick. Free to Stay is a perfect listen for fans of Death Cab for Cutie, Rilo Kiley, and Sleater-Kinney. (Ryan Brosmer)
(Barsuk Records, PO Box 22546, Seattle, WA 98122)


SO THEY SAY
“Antidote For Irony” – Fearless – CD
Lately I have pretty much been listening to DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince and Elton John — let’s hope it’s a phase, right? The point is, I haven’t listened to pop-punk for about a month. So I decided to get off my lazy ass and start writing some reviews and I started with this record. I gotta say, it was kind of a breath of fresh air. I mean, So They Say is pretty standard pop-punk, songs about girls and all that shit, but I really liked it. It might have just been the fact that I haven’t listened to any of this style of music in a long time, which is a big possibility, or maybe this is a good record. I think it is a little of both. Plus, on the Punk Goes ‘80s CD, they did a sick cover of “Forever Young.” This record is pretty cool. Nothing new, but cool. (Kyle Iverson)
(Fearless Records, 11785 Cardinal Circle, Garden Grove, CA 92843)


THE SOUNDS
“Dying to Say This to You” – New Line – CD
Everyone is raving that this female-fronted Swedish rock revival is the next big thing. I'm just not hearing it. There is a definite hook in their music that could cause a little swagger in anyone's step. The problem lies in the overall delivery — vocalist Maja Ivarsson is just bland and monotone. There seem to be hints throughout their entire album Dying to Say This to You that Ivarsson has the potential to expand her vocal range, but fails to reach any new heights (or lows for that matter). The Sounds seem to be trying too hard to meld an indie sound with Swedish punk hearkening back to The Hives, just with less energy. The glistening moments of piano are lost amongst the aforementioned shoddy vocals and simply awkward moments of synth and samples. It becomes unclear at times if The Sounds are shooting for indie obscurity, garage rock, or simply a dance party medley. It's the kind of incoherence that just plain ruins things. This could have been a much better album with better vocal work and if they could learn to pull things together. (Ryan Brosmer)
(New Line Records, 157 Chambers St. 12th Floor, New York, NY 10007)


SUBMACHIN3
“Off The Rails: Loose At The Moose” – Da’ Core – DVD
Well here’s a chunk of my life that I am never going to get back again. I think that I am actually dumber for having sat through the live DVD. Huffing glue and watching Gummo might actually be a better time than this sad excuse for a band. Submachin3 claims that “their only goal was to drink, play, and inspire you to hurt yourself.” Well, like a dirty smoker, you are hurting yourself every time you listen to Submachin3. I am fully convinced that listening to, or watching, Submachin3 play will cause cancer and birth defects over the long term. Oh, that’s not a compliment. I know that the morons that fill the shoes of this five-piece pack of dimwits will think that it is, but trust me, it’s not. They should have said, “Our only goal was to drink and play for other morons who stand around in a drunken stupor nodding to each other as if they recognize one of our songs from another one.” This is the most uninspired, boring set I have ever sat through. The Moose is a shitbox bar that appears to be vacant except for the small cluster of crusty, scab-riddled goof-offs who actually paid money to see this band. For all their booze talk, was anyone even buying drinks? I don’t see any evidence of it in the DVD, other than the band, who do some showing off with a bottle of something forgettable. It’s been my experience that punkers show up at a show, try and sneak or whine their way past the bouncer, then pool their money to buy three pints of shit draft beer, passing it mitt to mitt, greasing their slimy mouths all over it. Maybe they get a buzz, maybe they don’t. Whatever, they get to be seen at the show, right? Huh-huh, cool, Butthead! Huh-huh, cool, Beavis! I bet the bar staff took seventy-five cents and a couple of cigarette butts in tips that night. Wait, I take that back — punkers can’t afford smokes, so they would have kept the butts. This is an end of the line show for a band that stalled from the get-go. I don’t care if they’ve toured and played forever, this band is horrible, boring, sad, tripe gobbled up by skids who have nothing better to do than go see Submachin3 at the local gin mill. Seriously! Who would have heard of this shitty band if I hadn’t just written this? This whole show puts me in a bad mood. (Seth Gotro)
(Da’ Core Records, 4407 Bowes Avenue, West Mifflin, PA 15122)


THE UNKNOWNN
S/T” – self-released – CD
Let’s imagine Evanescence and the Postal Service had a baby (somehow in magical band land), and named it The Unknownn. That, in short, is exactly what The Unknownn is, as they fuse pretty-yet-powerful female vocals with smoothed out techno that could be considered borderline industrial. The overall feel to the album is somewhat of a downer, and the songs that are more upbeat are a bit too “bubblegum poppy” if you ask me. (Alex Murphy)
(no address provided)


V/A
“Give ‘Em The Boot V” – Hellcat – CD
Streetpunk’s the word for this fifth installment of Hellcat’s popular Give ‘Em The Boot series. If you’ve dug the past four, you’re sure to dig this one as well — contributors include Rancid, Dropkick Murphys, Tiger Army, Horror Pops, Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards, and a ton of unreleased material from The Unseen, Roger Miret and the Disasters, Left Alone, and Orange. Eighteen tracks, cheap as dirt — can’t go wrong. (Jackson Ellis)
(Hellcat Records, 2798 Sunset Blvd., Los Angeles, CA 90026)


YEAR FUTURE
“First World Fever” – Gold Standard – CD
Repetitious tracks all seemingly in the same key, and absent the cool graphics on the CD cover, I haven’t much to recommend about this band. (Cynthia Gayton)
(Gold Standard Laboratories, PO Box 65091, Los Angeles, CA 90065)

 

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