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Abstract Fantasy Classic: Nice Comeback!
by Nate Pollard

Abstract Fantasy Classic: Nice Comeback!

The Front: Poor Performance
by Nate Pollard

The Front: Poor Performance

The Photoshop Bomber Reviews: Drake, Lana Del Rey, and Skrillex

The Photoshop Bomber Reviews: Drake, Lana Del Rey, and Skrillex

It pains me that I have to do this, but… The Compact Disc (also known as a CD): An optical disc used to store digital [...]

Abstract Fantasy Classic: Changing the Game
by Nate Pollard

Abstract Fantasy Classic: Changing the Game

The Front: Cyber
by Nate Pollard

The Front: Cyber

Top 10 Greatest Movie Deaths of All Time

Top 10 Greatest Movie Deaths of All Time

Everyone dies. But few people truly live. And out of those people, an even fewer amount truly Die™. While dying sucks, an Epic Death™ is nothing to be ashamed of.

Abstract Fantasy Classic: Val the Eyeball
by Nate Pollard

Abstract Fantasy Classic: Val the Eyeball

The Front: Debatable
by Nate Pollard

The Front: Debatable

Abstract Fantasy Classic: Toasty
by Nate Pollard

Abstract Fantasy Classic: Toasty

The Front: Broken
by Nate Pollard

The Front: Broken

Abstract Fantasy Classic: Meet Dopey!
by Nate Pollard

Abstract Fantasy Classic: Meet Dopey!

The Front: Pure
by Nate Pollard

The Front: Pure

The Winners Have Been Chosen For Verbicide Unsigned!

The Winners Have Been Chosen For Verbicide Unsigned!

We’re happy to announce that the winners of Verbicide Unsigned 2011 are Home Body (Readers’ Choice) and John Vournakis and the Petty Thieves (Judges’ Choice.)

Fixed That For Ya! – Iowa Caucus: Macy’s Clones Tie For First Loser

Fixed That For Ya! – Iowa Caucus: Macy’s Clones Tie For First Loser

The Presidency? Someone should get these guys a game show on NBC where the goal is to tell them apart. Hey Iowa! Fixed that for [...]

Abstract Fantasy Classic: Snacks
by Nate Pollard

Abstract Fantasy Classic: Snacks