This morning, Stephen Colbert testified before the members of Congress about his “vast experience” (one day) as a migrant farm worker. One of only 16 people in the whole country to take part in the Take Our Jobs campaign, Colbert relates his experience and offers some level-headed advice, all while not breaking character:

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“I don’t want a tomato picked by a Mexican. I want it picked by an American. And sliced by a Guatemalan, and served by a Venezuelan, in a spa, where a Chilean gives me a Brazilian.”