Originally published in Verbicide issue #22 Anyone who was suckered into seeing the original theatrical run of Mars Attacks! knows that humor is a very [...]
I dreamt I saw Al Gore last night. And in my dream Al Gore was wearing his Nobel Prize medal and it was magic. It gave him the power of flight. Yes, Al Gore could fly in my dream and he was flying around the world saving the human race from itself. He smote the evil SUVs, and when the people were confused he showed them his PowerPoint and they were satisfied.